BREAK UP ALREADY!

Join me again as I dive into the depths of stupidity that we find in the hearts of oh-so many.  I’m not here for another general attack on the female gender.  I feel it is a good time to be a little bit more specific.

I would first like to state two facts.  1. Anyone can be manipulated.  2. Men never change.   They may pretend they change, but in reality men only get balder, wider, and grumpier, period.

How many gals do you know who are in a relationship, and every time you look at that person you ask yourself “why?”    How many times have you heard the these girls say something like “well, we’ve been together for so long.” (Feel free to imitate in a high-pitched voice of your choice)  Now, these morons are overlooking a few things, so lets delve into it a little shall we?

The man, who “doesn’t really like to dress up”,  “really into his work”,  “is so busy he’s forgetful” is  A. Full of shit.  & B. Will always be that way.

Now sure, he can skip out on social events that involve your family, friends, or career now.  Cause, well, he really is getting good at that Texas Hold’em thing.   But do these gals understand that when they are a bit older that that jackass on the couch is going to be the majority of their adult human contact and that your friends will be too busy with their own lazy ass and his rotten offspring.

But they stay with these guys because “it’s already been so long.”  Daft bitch.  So they can’t break it off now, so they will wait untill they get an actual contract under law, under God, and then finally choose to get a reality check and break it along with the family base they owe their children.  Nice.  Or they hunker down and stick with their marital vows.  Hello prescription drugs.

And gentlemen.  Sure, perhaps your girl is a fucking saint who loves your lazy ass, or stupid enough to be controlled by you but any man who has the chance to walk out in public with a attractive woman on his arm and brushes it off is a moron, that or a closet fag.  Even if it’s the same face you see everyday.   If you’re sick of it, get rid of it.  Even if you don’t think you’ll ever get laid by anyone else.  At least you’ll save money on the alimony, and can use that cash for a rub and tug.

Seriously, if I wasn’t such a virtuous person, I’d sweep your woman off her feet and onto her back while you’re at home fiddling around with your pecker doing whatever mundane thing you do.  And you would deserve it.

Not that that is an excuse for a ho to be a ho, but really that may happen if you keep treating your girl like you have an Oedipus complex.

So lets recap.  If, You’re so fucking confident that if you continue to let your girl go out lonely and unescorted and she’s not gonna cheat on you.  She already has.  And it was good.

If, Your man does not man up, and get your back, even when of course, you did something moronic, then he doesn’t really give a fuck.  That includes, rides to work, and fixing flat tires, and applying jumper cables. (Please for the love of God do not try to explain these things over the phone)

It goes the same for the girl who doesn’t escort your drunken ass home and baby talks you as you unconsciously mumble for you mother while clawing at the bathroom floor and shitting yourself.

If, She doesn’t suck dick, and that’s important to you, well, then she better learn it and love it way before there’s a ring, because then negotiations are over.

If, he’s not so suave or romantic, he never will be.  A man grows up to be romantic or they do not.  Then as a young man, the romance in his soul, along with his heart is either ripped out of him, or not.   The not so exuberant proposal over leftover Chinese will be the most romantic moment for the rest of your life.  It’s done, over, order you Fabio covered female spank novels now.

It’s a long life people.  Don’t let them fool ya.   Looks fade, but she’ll always be a cunt.    He may not a rapist or an axe murderer and makes a good living, but he’s still less exciting than watching Jell-O solidify and always will be.